If you’re in the process of opening up a Chinese restaurant, you know firsthand how important it is to have a catchy and memorable name. It’s what will attract customers and set you apart from the competition.
But what if we told you that you don’t have to take things too seriously? In fact, adding a touch of humor to your restaurant name can be a great way to stand out and bring a smile to your customers’ faces.
And even if you’re just here for a good laugh, we’ve got you covered with some of the funniest Chinese restaurant names out there. So grab your chopsticks and let’s dive in to these hilarious monikers!
Funny Chinese Restaurant Names
1. A Bite of Beijing
2. The Great Wall of Chow
3. Chow Mein’s Palace
4. Szechuan Sizzle
5. Dragon’s Palace
6. Fortune Cookie Kitchen
7. Chopsticks Diner
8. Eat Noodles Laughing
9. Dumpling Dynasty
10. Chow Down Inn
11. The Shanghai Shack
12. House of Won-Tons
13. Beijing Express
14. Panda Palace
15. Rice and Roll
16. Chopstick Express
17. Lucky Noodle House
18. Hot Pot Heaven
19. The Rice Pot
20. Sesame Seed Speical
21. Wok This Way
22. Noodle Nirvana
23. The Forbidden Palace
24. Soup for the Soul
25. The Mandarin Café
26. Mandarin Munchies
27. The Imperial Inn
28. Golden Dragon House
29. The Rice Bowl
30. Egg Roll Palace
31. The Red Lantern
32. Kung Fu Kitchen
33. The Peking Duck
34. The Fortune Cookie Café
35. Crazy Noodle Bistro
36. The Chow Mein Palace
37. The Wok Stop
38. Bamboo Garden
39. The Teriyaki Train
40. Great Wall Chinese Restaurant
41. Happy Panda Inn
42. The Bao Wonder
43. The Orange Peel
44. Dragon Palace
45. China Town
46. Take Out Palace
47. Egg Roll Express
48. The Hot Wok
49. Dumpling Palace
50. Tofu Tower
51. The Noodle Cart
52. Chow Town
53. Peking Palace
54. Imperial Palace
55. Beijing Bistro
56. Donut Palace
57. The Chopstick Inn
58. Noodle House
59. The Rice House
60. The Great Wall Chinese Restaurant
61. House of Egg Rolls
62. The Sushi Palace
63. Dim Sum Palace
64. Fortune Palace
65. The Hot Pot
66. Shanghai Express
67. The Wok King
68. The Emperor’s Kitchen
69. Sweet and Sour Palace
70. Great Wall Express
71. The Egg Foo Young House
72. Cashew King
73. The Dim Sum Den
74. The Confucius Café
75. The Bao House
76. Noodle Street
77. The House of Lo Mein
78. The Mandarin Hut
79. House of Hunan
80. Golden Pagoda
81. Sweet and Spicy Palace
82. The Chinese Takeout
83. Peking City
84. The Happy Dragon
85. The Tofu Palace
86. Rice and Roll
87. The Kung Pao Express
88. Dragon’s Den
89. Chinatown Express
90. The Hot and Spicy Palace
91. The Lo Mein Hut
92. Oriental Express
93. The Wonton House
94. Hunan Hut
95. Chopsticks Palace
96. Noodle Heaven
97. The Peking Café
98. Rice Bowl Express
99. Great Wall Takeout
100. The Noodle King
101. The Wok Express
102. Chopstick Place
103. Great Wall of China Restaurant
104. The Szechuan Palace
105. China Town Bistro
106. Fortune Palace
107. The Rice House Express
108. The Sushi House
109. Hot and Sour Hut
110. Takeaway Temple
111. Beijing Bites
112. The Rice Room
113. The House of Tofu
114. Chinese Delight
115. The Noodle Deli
116. Happy Dragon
117. Magic Wok
118. Hunan Express
119. The Orange Palace
120. The Wonton Inn
121. The Asian Hut
122. The Noodle Kitchen
123. Chop Chop Palace
124. The Fortune Inn
125. Stir Fry Station
126. The Golden Dragon
127. Sweet and Sour Inn
128. Kung Fu Kitchen
129. Great Wall Takeout
130. The Dumpling Den
131. The Chow Fun Café
132. Noodle Town
133. The Hot Pot House
134. Red Dragon Inn
135. House of General Tso
136. The Chopstick Café
137. Teriyaki Inn
138. The Szechuan House
139. Lo Mein Exchange
140. The Wonton Palace
141. The Sesame Inn
142. Dharma Palace
143. The Hunan Room
144. Jade Palace
145. Peking Wok
146. Rice Bowl Bistro
147. Great Wall Chinese Takeout
148. The Noodle Parlor
149. Imperial Takeout
150. The Rice Palace
151. Szechuan King
152. The Sushi Bar
153. Take-Out Time
154. Chow Mien Me
155. The Great Wall of Wonton
156. Kung Fu Panda Express
157. Wok This Way
158. Dim Sum Drop
159. Hunan Funan
160. Peking to the Streets
161. Happy Wok & Roll
162. Lucky Dumpling
163. Hot Pot Heaven
164. Szechuan Dream
165. Bamboozle Buffet
166. Flavourful Fortune
167. Sushi Swirl
168. Fortune Cookie Cafe
169. The Noodle Palace
170. Buddha Bites
171. Great Eggroll Adventure
172. Tofu Tower
173. Rice to the Occasion
174. Chopstix Palace
175. Dragon Delight
176. The Chow Mein Emporium
177. Lucky Fortune Stir Fry
178. The Wonton Warrior
179. Sum Yum Yum
180. The Oriental Oasis
181. Emperor’s Choice
182. The Dumpling Diva
183. Fortune House
184. The Chow Wagon
185. Hot and Sour Surprise
186. Sweet & Sour Sensation
188. Chinese Takeaway Crazy
189. The Great Szechuan Garden
190. Ginger Palace
191. General Tso’s Takeout
192. The Rice Bowl
193. Fire Wok’d
194. Panda Expressway
195. The Big Wok
196. Noodle Express
197. Kung Pao Palace
198. The Fried Rice Express
199. Ming Dynasty Cuisine
200. Peking City
