550+ Funny Horse Names Generator (2024)

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Here we have a list of Funny Horse Names for you to use.

If you’re searching for the perfect name for your magnificent friend, you’ve come to the right place.

Use our generator which will display 10 random Funny Horse names.

Make sure you save the names that you like by clicking on them.

Click the button above to generate names

Funny Horse Names

Funny Horse Names

Forget serious horse names, we need a name that will make you laugh.

This collection of hilarious horse names will have you and your friends in stitches.

  • Hooves McGee
  • Sir Oats-a-lot
  • Hayfever Hank
  • Whinny the Neigh
  • Pasture Patty
  • Calamity Mane
  • Buckle My Shoe
  • Dozy Trotter
  • Saddle Up Susan
  • Mr. Edward
  • Glue Factory Reject
  • Neighthan Fillion
  • Fuzzy Britches
  • Sir Chomps-a-lot
  • Wobbly Bobbly
  • Fart Machine
  • Trip Hazard
  • Hay For Brains
  • Where’d My Leg Go?
  • Snot Rocket

Cute Horse Names

Cute Horse Names

Looking for cute horse names, well look no further we have a list of adorable horse nicknames right here.

  • Honeycomb
  • Sugarfoot
  • Buttercup
  • Sparkle
  • Freckles
  • Twinkletoes
  • Dapple Darling
  • Sundrop
  • Moondust
  • Velvet
  • Peaches
  • Whisper
  • Petal
  • Clementine
  • Luna
  • Daisy
  • Poppy
  • Bambi
  • Bambi
  • Penny

Boy Horse Names

Boy Horse

Looking for the perfect name for your handsome horse?

Check out our collection of strong and classic boy horse names

  • Midnight Thunder
  • Maverick
  • Apollo
  • Buckshot
  • Stetson
  • Blaze
  • Maverick
  • Mustang
  • Scout
  • Ranger
  • Rebel
  • Phoenix
  • Winchester
  • Trigger
  • Storm
  • Ace
  • Bandit
  • Thor
  • Titan
  • Shadow

Girl Horse Names

Girl Horse

Find the perfect name for your beautiful mare!

Browse our selection of sweet and spirited girl-horse names.

  1. Willow
  2. Sapphire
  3. Misty
  4. Gypsy
  5. Blossom
  6. Scarlett
  7. Dixie
  8. Magnolia
  9. Rain
  10. Aurora
  11. Pearl
  12. Opal
  13. Athena
  14. Aspen
  15. Hazel
  16. Belle
  17. Ruby
  18. Duchess
  19. Grace
  20. Penelope

Famous Horse Names

Famous Horse Names

Many horses, such as Man o’ War, become famous through their extraordinary success in racing, like his impressive number of victories.

We have a list of 20 famous horses you may have heard before.

  1. Secretariat (1970-1989): Secretariat broke records in various distances and won the Triple Crown in 1973 with a record-breaking time. 
  2. Man o’ War (1917-1947): Man o’ War was the most famous American Thoroughbred of his time who won 20 races out of 21 and was the Horse of the Year in 1920.
  3. Eclipse (1764-1789): This undefeated 18th-century British Thoroughbred became a legend of the horse racing world. He had many winners, and most of the modern Thoroughbreds trace back to him.
  4. Seabiscuit (1933-1947): Seabiscuit emerged as the symbol of hope during the 1930s Great Depression. This small, unassuming horse who was an underdog, defeated the well-favored racehorses and inspired many books and a famous film.
  5. War Admiral (1934-1959): Seabiscuit’s son, War Admiral, almost achieved the Triple Crown, but in their 1938 race, he was beaten by Seabiscuit.
  6. Ruffian (1972-1975): A brilliant filly who was undefeated in her first ten races and who had her career cut short by an injury.
  7. Northern Dancer (1961-1990): However, his racing career was brief, but he was one of the most influential sires of the 20th century, which continues to shape modern Thoroughbred racing.
  8. Kelso (1957 -1983): Kelso was a superior gelding, winning the Horse of the Year title for five years running, which was a first.
  9. Seattle Slew (1974-2002): The eleventh Triple Crown winner, Seattle Slew was one of the most successful racehorses and the legacy of his sire is still strong.
  10. Phar Lap (1926-1932): A New Zealand-bred legend, Phar Lap beat horses in Australia, the US, and Mexico, and even survived a poisoning attempt. He continues to be a cultural icon.
  11. American Pharoah (2012- present): American Pharoah, the first horse to win the Triple Crown in 37 years, also won the Breeder’s Cup, the first-ever horse racing “Grand Slam.”
  12. Justify (2015-present): The 13th Triple Crown winner, Justify won surprisingly and ended his career undefeated.
  13. Frankel (2008-present): A great British racehorse, Frankel was unbeaten in his 14-race career and is now a successful sire.
  14. Black Caviar (2006-present): This invincible Australian sprinter has been celebrated as one of the greatest of all time by winning 25 out of 25 races.
  15. Winx (2011-present): A superstar of Australia, she won 33 consecutive races, including 25 Group 1 wins – an unbeatable world record.
  16. Bucephalus (c.356 BCE – 326 BCE): The admirable horse of Alexander the Great, Bucephalus was a magnificent warhorse.
  17. Marengo: Napoleon Bonaparte’s horse, Marengo, was his favorite and he rode it through many battles. He was known for his reliability.
  18. Trigger: The legendary palomino of Roy Rogers, a popular horse in movie history.
  19. Silver: The white horse of the Lone Ranger in the hit western television series.
  20. Mr. Ed: A talking horse, which was a main character in the 1960s sitcom, is one of the most popular pop culture icons.

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I get hilarious names for my horse?

Use our Funny Horse Name Generator, just click the button to get 10 funny names.
Make sure you click on the ones you want to save.

Can I generate more than 10 names at a time?

You can click the generate button as many times as you want for random names to generate.

I can’t think of a name for my horse can you help?

Think about a name that resonates with the horse’s personality.
If the horse is cheeky you can name him/her Sir Oats-a-lot or something silly.

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