Funny Weed Names (100+ Ideas)

Do you ever wonder where the names for different strains of weed come from? Some are straightforward, like “Blue Dream” or “Green Crack,” but others are just plain bizarre. Have you ever encountered a strain called “Sour Diesel,” “Purple Haze,” or “Girl Scout Cookies?” If so, you’re in for a treat!

In this blog post, we’ll delve into the wacky world of funny weed names and discover the stories behind some of the most bizarre strains out there. You’ll laugh, you’ll scratch your head, and you’ll leave with a newfound appreciation for the creativity of cannabis cultivators. So sit back, relax, and let’s dive into the world of funny weed names!

Funny Names for Weed

1. Chronic Amnesia

2. Reefer Madness

3. Bob Marley’s Dream

4. Cheech & Chong’s Choice

5. Killer Buds

6. Cheeba Cheeba

7. The Green Giant

8. Mary Jane’s Treat

9. Dankenstein

10. Kush Kommander

11. Weedzilla

12. Ganja God

13. Buds of Fury

14. Sticky Satori

15. Space Weed

16. Cosmic Cabbage

17. Purple Haze

18. Buddha’s Delight

19. Funky Skunk

20. Intergalactic Chronic

21. Slymey Cannabis

22. The High Priest

23. Herb Supreme

24. Maui Wowie

25. Green Crack

26. Smokey the Bear

27. Chronic Thunder

28. Mind Melt

29. Sour Diesel

30. Hydroponic Heaven

31. Wacky Tobacky

32. Herbal Ecstasy

33. White Widow

34. Jamaica Gold

35. Warrior Weed

36. THC Triumph

37. Chronic Escape

38. Pot Princess

39. Kush Krusader

40. White Lightning

41. Chronic Chaos

42. Mellow Yellow

43. Reefer Riot

44. Head Trip

45. Midnight Express

46. Pineapple Express

47. Potomac Punch

48. Big Buddha Buds

49. Chronic Commando

50. Pineapple Skunk

Funny Nicknames for Weed 

1. Herbaceous Haze

2. High-grade Stuff

3. Green Dragon

4. Cannabis Czar

5. Weed Wizard

6. Stoner Santa

7. The Devil’s Lettuce

8. Pot Professor

9. Bud Buddy

10. Smoked Out

11. The Grasshopper

12. Weed Warlock

13. Marijuanaville

14. Herbaceous Heaven

15. Mary Mary Quite Contrary

16. Budmaster

17.  Pothead

18. Magic Bus

19. High King

20. Weed Whisperer

Funny Code Names for Weed

1. Cheesy Gazebo

2. Sour Lemonade

3. Green M&M’s

4. Funky Pineapple

5. Groovy Gumbo

6. Pungent Spaghetti

7. Chunky Monkey

8. Charming Carrot Cake

9. Purple Haze

10. Crispy Cookies

11. Frisky Fries

12. Jazzy Jellybeans

13. Crazy Cotton Candy

14. Tasty Taco

15. Shaggy Strawberries

16. Fresh Fruit Salad

17. Crazy Cupcake

18. Spacey Spinach

19. Hot Honeydew

20. Juicy Jello