Funny Names For Airpods

Funny Names For Airpods

Apple’s new Airpods have been a huge hit, but there’s just one problem – everyone is struggling to come up with a good name for them! It seems like every day a new funny name for Apple’s Airpods pops up on social media. From “Airbuds” to “Pods”, people are having a hard time coming up with something that really sticks.

When it comes to choosing a name for your new AirPods, the options are seemingly endless. However, if you’re looking for something hilariously funny, we’ve got you covered. Here are 150 of the funniest names for AirPods that we could find.

150 Funny Names For Airpods

Here are some of our favorite funny names for Airpods. Check it out and let us know what you think!

1. Airbus:

The most popular name for Airpods, and for good reason. It’s a play on the word “earbuds”, and it just sounds cool.

2. Pod people:

A  reference to the classic sci-fi film Invasion of the Body Snatchers, in which people are replaced by emotionless clones.

3. Appleseeds:

This is a funny name for Airpods because it sounds like “Apple seeds” which means that the Airpods are tiny and insignificant.

4. iPods:

It’s a great play on words, and it’s also a clever way to show that you’re an Apple fan which sounds cool.

5. Fruit Loops:

This is a name for Airpods inspired by the popular cereal because they are both small and circular.

6. Earbombs: 

A name for Airpods that is both funny and accurate, because they are so small that they could easily be mistaken for earbombs.

7. Hearing Aids:

The Airpods are so small that they look like hearing aids and can fit in your ear like one too that’s why we gave this name to it

8. White Noise Machines:

Airpods emit a white noise that can help you focus and block out distractions, making them the perfect name for Airpods.

9. Cauliflower Ears:

It’s a great fun name for Airpods because they look like cauliflower, and it’s also a clever way to show that you’re an Apple fan.

10. Wireless Headphones:

This is the most accurate name for Airpods because they are truly wireless headphones and are best used without any cords.

11. Brain Scramblers: 

An accurate name for Airpods is because they can help you focus and block out distractions.

12. Concentration Camps:

The Airpods are a great way to help you concentrate, making them the perfect name for Airpods.

13. Airheads:

A great name for Airpods, because they are so small and lightweight that they can easily be mistaken for airheads.

14. Bubble Wrap People:

Bubble wrap is often used to protect delicate items, and the Airpods are so small and delicate that they can easily be mistaken for bubble wrap people.

15. Balloon Heads:

This is a great fun name for Airpods, it is always a good idea to have a backup name for Airpods.

16. Ding dong ditch people:

Ding dong ditch is a game where you ring someone’s doorbell and then run away before they can answer it. And who likes this game? Kids! So this name is for Airpods.

17. Wi-Fi Huggers:

It’s a name for Airpods that is accurate because they need to be near a Wi-Fi connection in order to work properly.

18. Cyber Bullies:

This is a great name for Airpods because they can be used to eavesdrop on conversations and record people without their knowledge.

19. Cell Phone Zombies:

This one is a play on the term “cordless phone zombies”. It’s used to describe people who are so addicted to their cell phones that they can’t go anywhere without them.

20. Data Hogs:

Data hogs are people who use up a lot of data on their cell phones. This is usually because they’re constantly streaming music or video, or downloading large files.

21. Dummies:

A dummy is someone who is not very smart. This term is often used to describe people who can’t figure out how to use their cell phones properly.

22. Morons:

It is another term for “dummies” which is used to describe people who are not very smart, and a great fun name for AirPods.

23. Dumbphones:

Dumb phones are old-fashioned cell phones that can’t do much more than make calls and send text messages.

24. Early Adopters:

Early adopters are people who are always the first to buy new technology. They’re usually the ones who end up regretting it later when the product turns out to be a dud.

25. Geeks:

Geeks are people who are really into technology. They’re the ones who are always tinkering with their Airpods, trying to figure out how to make them work better.

26. Fandroids:

Fandroids are people who prefer to use Android phones instead of iPhones. They’re usually the ones making fun of Apple fans for being ” sheeple “.

27. iPhone Zombies:

iPhone zombies are people who are so addicted to their iPhones that they can’t go anywhere without them. This term is often used to describe people who are constantly on their phones, and it’s a great name for Airpods.  

28. Glassholes:

Glassholes are people who wear Google Glass, a type of wearable computer. They’re usually the ones who get made fun of for walking around with a computer on their face.

29. Googlenistas:

This is a great fun name for AirPods and it describes people who are really into Google products. They’re the ones who are always trying out the latest Google gadget, and they’re usually the first to buy a new Android phone.

30. Hipsters:

Hipsters are people who are into all things “indie”. They’re usually the ones who were using Apple products before they were cool.

31. Luddites 

32. Muggles       

33. Normies

34. Job’s Minions        

35. Macheads        

36. Posters

37. Smugglers   

38. Tech Junkies        

39. textureless people  

40. The Borg       

41. Think Differently        

42. Tree Huggers 

43. Uber nerds        

44. Windows Phobos        

45. WindowsBots 

46. Wizards        

47. Wozniak’s Minions   

48. Appleseeds       

49. Beats       

50. BleepBuds       

51. BlueTooth        

52. BoneConductingphones      

53. bone phones        

54. chic headphones  

55. button macs 

56. call pods        

57. CANcordlessphones      

58. Cannots   

59. Carpods 

60. CheapPods         

61. Chromebooks

62. Clip-on

63. CloudPods

64. Cordless

65. Crapple

66. datasets

67. Airpodsie (or Airpodsy)

68. Earbuds

69. earpods

70. Fitzpatrick scale

71. FaceTime

72. Fake Beats

73. E-waste

74. Electric Light Orchestra  

75. Boingers       

76. Brain implants 

77. Buzzers       

78. ChatBots

79. Graves’ disease headphones

80. Grindr

81. Hearables

82. Holsters 

83. Ihones

84. GunPods

85. Fidget Spinner

86. Laserbeams

87. Looney Tunes

88. Macheads

89. Maggots

90. Melodyne headphones

91. Neurotransmitter-releasing earbuds

92. Noise Cancelling headphones

93. Nutella (a play on the name of the hazelnut spread)

94. Oculus Rift (a virtual reality headset)

95. iPod Shuffle

96. Plantronics headsets

97. Poisoned apples

98. Police Scanners

99. Radio Shack headphones

100. Airpodsicles

101. Robots

102. Sennheiser headsets

103. Skullcandy headphones

104. SleepPhones

105. Steve Job’s Headphones

106. Suction cups

107. Super Mario Bros. headphones

108. Swiss army headsets

109. The Beatles headphones

110. Third eyes

111. Thundercats headphones

112. Time Warner Cable Boxes

113. Earbangers

114. Tupac Shakur headphones

115. Walkie-talkies

116. Zeppelin headphones

117. X-Men headphones

118. Podzillas

119. Xbox Live Headsets        

120. Zune headphones        

121. Airbiscuits          

122. alien probes          

123. Apollo Guidance Computer          

124. The Beatles: Rock Band     

125. Bionic Ears          

126. Bitstrips     

127. Blackberry Playbook        

128. Canalphones

129. BoomBoxes        

130. Bose headphones           

131. brain implants         

132. Cochlear implants

133. Clapper           

134. classical music          

135. Coachella          

136. Coldplay: Ghost Stories     

137. Commodore 64s     

138. Connect four           

139. Cooking Mama        

140. Craig’s List         

141. Creepy Dolls        

142. David Hasselhoff: Baywatch     

143. DirecTV satellites           

144. Discmans         

145. Disney Infinity     

146. Dolly Parton: Jolene     

147. Dr. Dre: The Chronic    

148. Drake: Take Care


Every person has a different creative mind, so it is quite difficult to come up with one name that everyone will like. In the end, it all comes down to personal preference.

What do you think is the best funny name for Apple’s Airpods? Do you have a favorite that we didn’t include? Let us know if you have any other suggestions in the comments below. And don’t forget to check out our other lists of funny names for things!