Funny Cocktails Names (200+ Drink Name Ideas)

Funny Cocktails Names

Whether you’re a bartender or just someone who loves to make cocktails at home, coming up with creative and catchy names for your drinks is always a fun challenge.

And while many cocktails are named after people or places, some of the most memorable fun ones out there have amusing and even downright silly names. 

A delicious cocktail always has two things: a catchy name and an even better taste. A funny cocktail name can make the drink even more enjoyable. 

If you’re looking for some inspiration the next time you’re shaking or stirring up a batch of drinks, check out this list of 100 funny cocktail names for your next gathering! I’ll also share some of my personal fav drinks recipes and their names with you so let’s start!

Funny Cocktails Name Ideas (with Meaning)

Funny Cocktails Name Ideas (with Meaning)

From classics like the “ margins”, or ” buzzed monkey ” to more original concoctions like the “drunken dragon,” you’re sure to find the appropriate name for your next libation. Cheers!

Easier said than done. It can be challenging to come up with brand-new ideas, especially when it feels like every single one has been taken. So if you’re in need of some cocktail inspiration, check out this list of funny cocktail names.

Everything from classic drinks with amusing names (we’re looking at you, Margarita) to more unique creations (like the Drunken Dragon), we’ve got you covered.

So saunter ahead, get your bartending hat on, and start whipping up something special. Your guests will be sure to raise a glass (and their eyebrows) to these delightful drinks.

1. Pineapple Express 

A fruity and refreshing mix of pineapple juice, cream of coconut, and rum will leave you feeling tropical and relaxed.

2. Bottom’s Up 

A tasty mix of orange juice and vodka will put a jolt of pep in your step.

3. Angry Dragon

A dangerous combination of 151-proof rum, amaretto, Southern Comfort, triple sec, and Bacardi dragon berry rum that is sure to set your night on fire.

4. Bullfrog

A mixed drink made with vodka, Midori melon liqueur, Rose’s lime juice, and club soda that is suitable for a hot summer day by the pool.

5. Chocolate Cake

A delicious blend of Kahlua coffee liqueur, vodka, chocolate syrup, and milk that tastes just like everyone’s favorite dessert. 

6. Cherry Bombshell 

A sweet and sassy mix of cherry vodka and lemon-lime soda that is sure to knock your socks off. 

7. Dirty Mother 

An eye-opening mix of vodka, Kahlua coffee liqueur, Bailey’s Irish cream, and Pepsi cola that will wake you up and keep you energized all day long.

8. Fuzzy Navel 

A peachy mix of orange juice and peach schnapps that is appropriate for any occasion.

9. Gangnam Style

A Seoul-searching mix of soju (Korean rice liquor), absinthe, Midori melon liqueur, sweet & sour mix, sprite, and blue curacao that will take your taste buds on a wild ride. 

Funny Cocktail Names And How To Make Them

1. Mind Eraser

In order to make this drink, you will need:

  • 1 part Kahlua
  • 1 part vodka
  • 1 part club soda 

Simply combine Kahlua and vodka in a glass with ice, then finish it by adding the club soda.

2. Afternoon Delight

2 parts gin, 1 part Lillet Blanc, 1 dash orange bitters, Champagne 

How to make it: Combine gin and Lillet Blanc in a shaker filled with ice. Shake well and strain into a chilled champagne flute. Top off with Champagne and a dash of orange bitters. 

3. Cosmopolitan

3 parts vodka, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part cranberry juice, a splash of lime juice 

How to make it: Combine all ingredients (except lime juice) in a shaker filled with ice. Shake well and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a lime twist or wedge. 

4. Banana Daiquiri

2 oz white rum, 3/4 cup frozen bananas, 3 tbsp fresh lime juice, 2 tbsp sugar

How to make it: Add all ingredients into a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into a chilled glass and enjoy! 

5. The Hangover

1 oz bourbon, 1 oz amaretto, 1 oz orange juice, 1 egg white 

How to make it: Combine all ingredients in a shaker filled with ice. Shake well and strain into a chilled glass.

6. Donkey Kong

To make it, you will need:

  • 1 oz banana liqueur
  • 1 oz coffee liqueur
  • 2 scoops chocolate ice cream

How to make it: Simply combine all ingredients in a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into a chilled glass and enjoy! 

7. Frogger

There are two steps involved in making this drink. As the name implies, the first one will cause you to jump like a frog in the water. You will be sexually aroused and your heart will beat like crazy.

This cocktail is made with 1 ounce of vodka, 1/2 ounce of Midori, 1/2 ounce of Bacardi 151 rum, and a splash of Sprite.

Another way to get kicked by this drink is to mix vodka, gin, and rum. It gets its name from the popular ’80s video game where you had to help a frog cross a busy street.


  • 1 oz vodka
  • 1 oz gin
  • 1 oz rum

Directions: Simply combine all ingredients in a shaker filled with ice. Shake well and strain into a martini glass.

8. The Kiss Of Death

It’s called that because it will knock you out.


  • 1 1/2 ounces Vodka
  • 1/2 ounce Cherry Liquor
  • 1/4 ounce Peach Schnapps
  • Splash of Sour Mix

Directions: Combine in a shaker, shake vigorously and pour into a martini glass.

9. The Naked Chicken

Another classic cocktail. It was named after the famous Naked chicken dance performed by the band B52.

Funny Drink Names List

Funny Drink Names List

Laughter is the best mixer, and our list of funny drink names is sure to tickle your taste buds and your funny bone. let the good times pour!

  1. Butterbeer Shot
  2. Pumpkin Spice Latte Shot
  3. Cherry Bomb
  4. Irish Car Bomb
  5. Shark Week Punch
  6. Pop Rocks
  7. Shirley Temple
  8. Root Beer Float
  9. (for when it’s so strong) Roadkill
  10. (For when it’s mostly just alcohol) Rocket Fuel
  11. (For a very sweet drink) Sugar High
  12. (If it’s really effective) Game Changer
  13. (If it tastes terrible) Pain Killer
  14. (Served in a teacup) Mad Hatter
  15. Dirty Harry (with an olive)
  16. Bee’s Knees (served with a Twizzler instead of a straw)
  17. (For when it gets you drunk) Knockout
  18. (with whipped cream on top) Snowball
  19. (with ice cream) Roy Rogers
  20. (with Mountain Dew instead of cola) Dew Driver
  21. (For when there are so many flavors it’s nearly impossible to taste anyone in particular) Exotic Dancer
  22. Rolling Stones (named after your favorite band)
  23. Chocolate Martini
  24. Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shot
  25. The Breakfast Club (themed after your favorite movie)
  26. Rum and Coke
  27. Tequila Sunrise
  28. Singapore Sling
  29. Vodka Cranberry
  30. Gin and Tonic
  31. Moscow Mule
  32. Screwdriver
  33. Pina Colada
  34. Mimosa
  35. Sangria
  36. Greyhound
  37. White Russian
  38. Spritzer
  39. Negroni
  40. Jack and Coke
  41. Ye Olde Fashioned
  42. Manhattan
  43. Tom Collins
  44. Sidecar
  45. Harvey Wallbanger
  46. Bay Breeze
  47. Slow Gin Fizz
  48. Loch Lomond
  49. Monkey Gland
  50. Planters Punch
  51. Black Velvet
  52. Rusty Nail
  53. Golden Mean
  54. ALCOHOLica
  55. Whiskey Sour
  56. Daiquiri
  57. Brandy Alexander
  58. Gin Rickey
  59. Between the Sheets
  60. Champagne Supernova
  61. Martinez
  62. Mai Tai
  63. Rusty Trombone
  64. Tequila Slammer
  65. John Daly
  66. Appletini
  67. Blue Hawaiian
  68. French Connection
  69. Grasshopper
  70. Mint Julep
  71. Mojito Masti
  72. Kamikaze
  73. Moscow Mule
  74. Old Fashioned
  75. Jager Bomb
  76. Boombox
  77. Zombie
  78. James Bond
  79. Marilyn Monroe’s Magic

Clever Cocktail Names

Unleash your inner mixologist and impress your guests with not just the taste but also the name of your concoctions. Our list of clever cocktail names is designed to add a dash of wit to your drink menu. From Elixir of Intelligence to Witty Whiskey, these names are as smart as they are delicious.

  1. Elixir of Intelligence
  2. Brainy Bourbon
  3. Scholarly Sip
  4. Genius Juice
  5. Mindful Martini
  6. Cerebral Cosmo
  7. Thoughtful Tequila
  8. Wise Wine
  9. Sage Sangria
  10. Intellectual Iced Tea
  11. Profound Punch
  12. Clever Collins
  13. Astute Aperol
  14. Discerning Daiquiri
  15. Slick Spritzer
  16. Savvy Sidecar
  17. Shrewd Shooter
  18. Judicious Julep
  19. Prudent Pina Colada
  20. Ingenious Irish Coffee
  21. Rational Rum
  22. Witty Whiskey
  23. Sharp Shooter
  24. Bright Bay Breeze
  25. Keen Kamikaze
  26. Logical Long Island
  27. Smart Screwdriver
  28. Perspicacious Paloma
  29. Quick-Witted Quencher
  30. Nimble Negroni

Funny Cocktail Names for Birthday

Celebrate another trip around the sun with a splash of humor! These funny cocktail names are perfect for birthday bashes and are sure to get the party laughing. From Aging Gracefully to Over the Hill, let the drinks be as memorable as the day itself.

  1. Aging Gracefully
  2. Over the Hill
  3. Birthday Buzz
  4. Wrinkle Remover
  5. Midlife Crisis Mixer
  6. Youth Elixir
  7. Oldie Goldie
  8. Gray Hair-tini
  9. Senior Spritz
  10. Elderflower Experience
  11. Timeless Tequila
  12. Year Wiser
  13. Botox on the Rocks
  14. Forever Young
  15. Laugh Lines Libation
  16. Vintage Vodka
  17. Milestone Mojito
  18. Another Year Beer
  19. Birthday Cake-tini
  20. Fountain of Booze
  21. Candles and Cocktails
  22. Born Again Bourbon
  23. Cheers to Years
  24. Decade Daiquiri
  25. Party Animal Punch
  26. Confetti Cosmo
  27. Balloon Blast
  28. No Regrets Negroni
  29. Growing Old Fashioned
  30. Life of the Party

Funny Names for Christmas Cocktails

Deck the halls and fill the glasses! Add a touch of holiday humor to your Christmas gathering with these funny Christmas cocktail names. From Santa’s Sleigher to Mistletoe Mischief, these drinks are sure to jingle your bells.

  1. Santa’s Sleigher
  2. Mistletoe Mischief
  3. Yule Fuel
  4. Frosty’s Meltdown
  5. Rudolph’s Red Nose
  6. Jingle Juice
  7. Naughty Nog
  8. Tipsy Tinsel
  9. Snowman’s Sorrow
  10. Blitzen’s Buzz
  11. Christmas Cheermeister
  12. Grinch Grog
  13. Elf Elixir
  14. North Pole Punch
  15. Sleigh My Name
  16. Winter Warmer
  17. Candy Cane Chaos
  18. Silent Nightcap
  19. Gingerbread Gulp
  20. Stocking Stuffer
  21. Caroler’s Courage
  22. Kris Kringle Kocktail
  23. Holiday Hooch
  24. Wise Men Whiskey
  25. Festive Fizz
  26. Star of Bethlehem Brew
  27. Christmas Spirit
  28. Noel Nectar
  29. Tidings Tequila
  30. Sugarplum Sipper

Creative Drink Names

Let your creativity flow one sip at a time.

  1. Starry Night
  2. Moonlit Mojito
  3. Cosmic Cosmo
  4. Galactic Grog
  5. Ethereal Elixir
  6. Dreamy Daiquiri
  7. Enchanted Espresso
  8. Mystical Mule
  9. Whimsical Whiskey
  10. Artistic Aperol
  11. Surreal Spritzer
  12. Visionary Vodka
  13. Fantasy Fizz
  14. Illusionary Iced Tea
  15. Imaginative IPA
  16. Abstract Absinthe
  17. Creative Collins
  18. Poetic Punch
  19. Majestic Martini
  20. Radiant Rum
  21. Lyrical Lager
  22. Daring Drambuie
  23. Ingenious Ice Wine
  24. Quirky Quencher
  25. Novel Negroni
  26. Unique Utopia
  27. Inspired Irish Coffee
  28. Original Old Fashioned
  29. Pioneering Paloma
  30. Trendsetting Tequila


No matter what your preference may be, there’s definitely a funny cocktail out there with your name on it (literally).

So go ahead and try one (or two, or three) of these hilariously named drinks the next time you’re looking to add some fun to your happy hour repertoire. Your guests (and Instagram followers) will be sure to appreciate it!

If you’re in the mood for a laugh (and a strong drink) and trying to come up with a clever name for your latest cocktail creation? look no further than this list of 100 funny cocktails names.

We hope you found something on this list that tickled your fancy. So grab some friends (or drink alone, we won’t judge!) and mix up one of these delicious concoctions tonight. Salud!

Thanks for reading!